First of all, I am not on Twitter. But as of about a month ago I do have some Twitter pages bookmarked, so I can see the clever things famous and famous-ish people say. Albert Brooks, for instance. Steve Martin. Conan O'Brien. There's some more.
Very rarely I'll look at the Twitter account of someone else. Wanna know why it's rare? Dudes, if you use your Twitter feed to communicate with someone else on Twitter, rather than messaging them privately, please know that no one cares and as my ex-gf Tina says,
YOU SUCK AT TWITTER.
