Saturday, August 18, 2012

as if I needed another reminder.

Yesterday I went to an ATM at a Walgreen's. There was a woman ahead of me, finishing up. I noted her significant height, boosted by a pair of wedge sandals; she wore some kind of denim halter-top/shorts onesie, with a red bikini underneath that emphasized her stiff breasts.

After she walked off the ATM was still hanging open, asking, "Would you like another transaction?" Being the honest chap that I am, I selected "No." It spat out a receipt, which I threw on the ground without looking. Curiosity got the better of me, however, and a moment later I scooped it back up:

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That's the checking balance.

Holy shit I am poor.