- A manboy wearing only gold lamé pants and nothing else. His visible bulge and cell phone both tucked.
- A man in a long, clingy orange tank top, down to his balls. Neon sunglasses, blue hot pants, fanny pack and puffy white high tops.
- Dude dressed head to toe in a dog costume, with a poker visor.
- A woman in turquoise bike shorts, complete with cameltoe, a fanny pack, a black and pink rose floral print bikini top, large old lady glasses, and of course, an iPhone.
Generally ubiquitous:
- boots
- mustaches
- beards
- cargo shorts
- retro hats
- boat shoes
- skinny jeans
- short shorts
- a million clever t-shirts
- cleavage
- puffy chested men
