Thursday July 9: Chicago, IL to Louisville, KY
@ Derby City Espresso.
"I hate Indiana. Something about this state just screams 'mullet'. I swear if things keep going like this I'm going to take a dump on the freeway. Indiana can suck my d***." - Unknown
So far today we've just gotten up and out the door to meet John, the man/myth/legend who set up last night's show. We got breakfast at the Earwax Cafe (breakfast burrito yo!), hugged it out, and got in the 'Burban. We are now in Indiana, where one of their goddamn toll machines just stole 40 cents from us.
Today is Meghan's dad's birthday! Happy Birthday Jerry!
This is a partial, incomplete list of possible names for our tour vehicle:
- The 'Burban. (We're sorta using this already.)
- God's Cock
- McNasty
- Anaconda
- Nyerfflemmalippaplaidnyet
This is a partial, incomplete list of possible names for the tour (add "Summer 2009" to the end of these):
- 'Merica!
- The No TWSS Tour
- Making Lemonade Out of Failure
- Let's Go Swimming!
- It's All Downhill From Here
- She's Not a Dick and That Was a Love Bite
- High-Pitched Mama
- Whales Are Not Bigger Than States
- Never Forgit-er-Done
- The Bo(r)da!
- The Higgeldy-Piggeldy Rickety
I brought about 6 books and 30 DVDs. I haven't read a single word of a book, and we've watched exactly one hour of Mr. Show on day 2 since we left. Just an observation.
"Dude I'm a tentspert. I am. I can do that shit." -Val
