nostalgia trip: ya slippin'

In 1987 this battle rap was the best damn thing I could jam in my walkman.

I snatched your heart,
Put it way up on the chart:
At ten yr fucked.
At nine you suck.
At eight yr a sucka,
At seven a muthafucka.
At six yr slack.
At five yr just wack.
At four yr lost.
At three yr just soft.
At two yr an ass.
At one yr a dick.
But before you slip, I'll whip,
Cuz homeboy ya slippin'.